Virgo has vacancy?

Sometimes I wonder how my Pops and Brother stay ahead of the game, or should I say ahead of me? For example, Twilight's "New Moon" hit theaters and guess who was shaking in their boots wanting to see it? My Pops and Brother. I was shocked to say the least, but more shocked once we sat down in our seats waiting for the previews to blast and my Pops and Brother lean in, both trying to give me the breakdown of  team Edward vs. team Jacob, this magical love story, and how I am missing something so crucial from the first film. Well moving on, we come to this:

My Brother posted on Facebook right after my Pops called - "Horoscope Hang-Up: Earth Rotation Changes Zodiac Signs" Has your horoscope changed?

So what does this all mean to a person who opens up the paper, skipping the headlines only because she is eager to see what the day has in store??? It means I've lost my connection to "The Balance" and now side with "The Virgin." (or what looks like an M with a slanted fish)

I'm not sure I'm buying it, ugh. Let me see what Virgo in a Nutshell says - "Virgo exists in the mind, everything is inside. To the world, Virgo presents a calm and collected exterior but on the inside, nervous uncontrolled intensity in the mind, trying to figure things out, how to improve everything, analyzing and thinking. Virgo can tire itself out without even moving! Virgo has a constant drive to improve and perfect, this can lead to extreme pickiness and finickiest. They are pure, their motives are honest never malicious and they want to accomplish something."

Wowza! Something about this new sign seems to fit.

Thank you Pops and Brother for the update! Thank you Libra for the past 25 years!